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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2015-12-19 01:58 am

I never much liked Gene Raymond until I saw him in underpants

I made dinner tonight: steak, paprika-sautéed green beans, twice-baked potatoes with cheddar and goat's milk gouda. I was going to make rice pudding for dessert, but no one quite had room and [livejournal.com profile] rushthatspeaks was craving chocolate, so I made cocoa with cinnamon and vanilla instead. I assume this is part of the reason I feel like passing out into my keyboard, but I'm still pretty pleased with the results.

I should mention that I'm no longer in Providence. I got back yesterday in the early evening, after which I spent at least an hour running around in the rain on errands that ultimately resolved satisfactorily: milk run to [livejournal.com profile] ratatosk, takeout from Noor and Frozen Hoagies for myself and my cousins. Departing the train at South Station, I had to get past a college-age kid putting on his overcoat who reminded me of a young John Hurt—dark-haired, thin-faced, slightly freckled and bruised under the cheekbones; the same all-black eyes. I could not think of any reasonable way to tell him without either sounding like a drive-by weirdo or holding up the commuters behind me, so I said nothing but almost certainly stared at him. I should probably work on sounding like a drive-by weirdo more often. I'd be flattered if comparisons to talented actors randomly happened to me.

Speaking of actors, I really recommend Boyd McDonald's Cruising the Movies: A Sexual Guide to Oldies on TV (1985, 2015). I read it on the train from Providence to Boston and then for about two stops on the Red Line, occasionally disconcerting the people next to me who were not expecting the hard-on in the jockey shorts on the facing page; it is an erudite, filthy, funny, insightful combination of film criticism, queer/gender theory, and perving on favorite actors. The majority of pieces collected in it were originally written between 1983 and 1985 and published in Christopher Street (1976–1995). McDonald himself founded and edited the long-running, legendary 'zine Straight to Hell (1973–), a raunchy, political compilation of "true homosexual stories" variously subtitled things like The Manhattan Review of Unnatural Acts, The New York Review of Cocksucking, and U.S. Chronicle of Crimes Against Nature. Otherwise he seems to have spent a great deal of time in his residential hotel room, watching classic movies at odd hours on a black-and-white TV. Seems legit to me.1

I both like how McDonald writes about film and find it fascinating. The sexual focus is part of it, obviously. It's not a component of the way in which I relate to actors (which is not to say that I don't obsess about them; this month I seem to have fallen backwards into Dan Duryea and I am not complaining2), but more importantly it's a mode I don't associate with traditionally published, professional criticism as opposed to, say, fannish circles on the internet. It is impossible to take two steps on Tumblr without tripping over someone perving on Tom Hiddleston. It took me about ten seconds, for argument's sake, to find an equivalent appreciation of Duryea. Cruising the Movies includes explicit sexual fantasies about David Nelson, Gene Raymond, and a nameless sailor extra in Stage Door Canteen (1943) among others; McDonald evaluates the male stars of old and occasionally new Hollywood not only in terms of screen personae, offstage politics, and pop-cultural importance, but on a personal scale of fuckability, suckability, and general objectification. It is irrelevant that I have never wondered about Elvis Presley's "ornamental hairs" or the penile measurements of Steve Cochran. It turns out I am enchanted that somebody got paid to do so in print. As McDonald notes in the preface to the original edition, "One of my editors and I . . . spent the better part of 1984 speculating about David Nelson's butt, and our discussions are continuing in 1985." Given how much the straight male gaze is still all over film criticism, this kind of alternative is a lot of fun to read. Most of the men he fantasizes about are beautiful in ways I am indifferent to, but he devotes two essays and three film stills to the beauty of Richard Widmark, of which I really approve because Widmark—last seen by me in Jules Dassin's spectacularly sordid Night and the City (1950) as a small-time hustler with a flop-sweat rictus grin—is objectively a weird-looking man. Considering my recent appreciation for Dan Duryea, I am honestly delighted that McDonald calls the actor "alluring" and places him on the shortlist of his "Eating Stuff Hall of Fame." Donald O'Connor rates the same honor, which speaking as a person who imprinted early on Cosmo Brown only makes sense to me. I don't have a thing for Charles Lane, but he was such a ubiquitous and reliable character actor that I think it's wonderful someone did.

There's no organizing principle to the collection—the selection of pictures is a factor of whatever happened to be showing on Channel 9 or 11 or 5 that interested McDonald enough to write about that month. It does not concentrate exclusively on male actors, however, which was a pleasant surprise. McDonald was not sexually interested in women, but that doesn't mean he ignores or disparages them. Some of his criticisms of insufficient male beauty are more misogyny-adjacent than I would prefer, but then he comes out with statements like "There is no personal reason why I should care what today's heterosexual men are like, but for the sake of women, I wish their men could be a little less shitty. It's reached the point where I hate to think of the young girls I know growing up and having to deal with 'straight' boys and men . . . If I had a young daughter, I'd hope she turned out to be a Lesbian. Lesbians worship women; 'straight' males despise them, and worship only ballplayers," and I know perfectly well that there are plenty of dysfunctional lesbian relationships in the world, but it's still an attitude I can appreciate, especially coming from a gay man in the early '80's. He notices actresses. He makes a case for Gloria Grahame in In a Lonely Place (1950) that makes me even sorrier I wasn't in New York City last week; he has sold me on Cry of the City (1948) on the strength of a character turn by Hope Emerson, "one of the very finest Hollywood toughs, a great American goon." He loves Jane Russell and describes her relationship with Robert Mitchum in Macao (1952) as "a rare and touching display of authentic heterosexual passion"—one of three straight romances on screen where he believes the rapport, rather than accepting it for the sake of the form—before illustrating his argument with two scenes that have caused me to request the disc from the library as we speak. The usual reason to see Bombshell (1933) is Jean Harlow, but McDonald cares about it because of Louise Beavers, who in the pre-Code era is a black woman with a life—and a sex life—outside of her domestic role. One of the best pieces in the book is just a short description of a gesture made by Barbara Stanwyck in They Clash by Night (1952).

It's not a love-fest, of course. He despises Ronald and Nancy Reagan,3 he has nothing good to say about Steve McQueen, and he appears completely bewildered by the existence of Sylvester Stallone. I'm not sure what he has against Katharine Hepburn, but I disagree with him every time her name comes up. He has a lot of contempt reserved for actors who build their careers around the forced swagger of machismo and accompanying homophobia; his review of Clint Eastwood's Heartbreak Ridge (1986), one of his few forays into contemporary film, is both disgusted and dismayed. "It is a Reagan Era kind of heterosexuality, expressed through relentless boasts of masculinity and through the discharge of bullets, not sperm . . . The picture's meaning finally is that, hard though the Marine Corps training may be, it's not as hard as the older kind of heterosexuality (loving women)." By contrast, McDonald admires the "understated virility" of the very straight Steve Cochran, "a man so experienced and established as a lover of women that he had no need to display the fact," and praises Elvis as "a rare type, the sweet heterosexual, the man who doesn't beat women and children, but obviously genuinely enjoys them." He writes about My Favorite Wife (1940) strictly to protest the narrative shaming of Gail Patrick's glamorous character for checking her makeup in the courtroom, as if vanity were a trait never discovered in straight men. What I think I'm trying to articulate here is that McDonald doesn't just look at movies with a queer male gaze, but with a highly skeptical eye for heteronormativity and its attendant ills, misogyny included. If nothing else, it means I give him a lot more latitude for parenthetical remarks like "This writer has never pretended to comprehend the allure of twat."

There's a photo of McDonald himself at the front of the book. Not that my opinion would have mattered to him, but he has a great face: he looks like a character actor himself, with a lopsided, world-weary wryness, his flattened dark hair side-parted and a cigarette in one hand ashing into his electric typewriter. In a college yearbook picture two pages later and thirty-odd years previously, he's actually pretty, clean-cut and bowtied, with mostly the cat-slant of his brows to give him away. He is disambiguated from the other Boyd McDonalds on Wikipedia by the parenthesis "pornographer," which I think is simplifying the case a little. He died in 1993. I had never heard of him before Wednesday afternoon and I am very glad to know the world had him in it. People who perv on Richard Widmark are national treasures, seriously.

1. The otherwise useful introduction seems to believe this is no longer a common way to experience the Golden Age of Hollywood, which may be true in the sense that classic Code-era movies are no longer cheap late-night programming, but as someone who's been living on TCM, library rentals, and YouTube since 2006, I think it's not as unusual as all that.

2. This is a memo to myself to write more than this footnote about Fritz Lang's The Woman in the Window (1944) and Scarlet Street (1945), which I watched last night. They are a weirdly linked pair of back-to-back noirs, playing not quite like variations on a theme. Both star Joan Bennett and Edward G. Robinson; Duryea has an indelible three-scene part in the first film and a starring role in the second, escalating from blackmailing ex-cop to flashy pimp with effortless sleaze. I have now seen Bennett as three very different kinds of character, incidentally, and she's amazing. I had entirely forgotten she was in We're No Angels (1955), but the same thing happened with Basil Rathbone.

3. Both as actors and as people. I can't speak to their attributes as the former, having actually, if accidentally, avoided ever seeing either of them in a movie, but his assessment of the latter does not trouble me. His account of surviving the Reagan vehicle Stallion Road (1947) by dint of MST3K'ing it with a friend over the phone is great.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
What a find! He sounds wicked witty.

Nine

[identity profile] moon-custafer.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What I think I'm trying to articulate here is that McDonald doesn't just look at movies with a queer male gaze, but with a highly skeptical eye for heteronormativity and its attendant ills, misogyny included.

From your excerpts above it sounds as though part of his technique for doing so is to adopt the narrative tone of "here we see another artifact from the exotic culture of the Straights." ;)

It is impossible to take two steps on Tumblr without tripping over someone perving on Tom Hiddleston. It took me about ten seconds, for argument's sake, to find an equivalent appreciation of Duryea.

Hell, years ago I found the website (http://www.lchr.org/a/10/nk/) of someone who likes Peter Lorre even more than I do, which is to say, to a frightening degree; I think they also ship him with Margaret Hamilton. Also it claims to be part of the "Yiffy European Actors Webring."

[identity profile] bummble.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
" A man who wears lipstick will do a lot of things."

Ah, yes...

As a straight woman with a life long thing for men wearing make up (not full on drag, usually - although there are exceptions to that) I really get that whole paragraph so much!
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2015-12-19 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen Fritz Lang's Secret Beyond the Door (another Joan Bennett film)? It's deeply weird. I'm a big fan of Bennett's, though aside from a few films, I've mostly seen her in Dark Shadows, in which she logged countless hours.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2015-12-20 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Her main role on Dark Shadows was Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, matriarch of the present-day (1960s-70s) Collins family, but she also played several earlier Collins matriarchs from previous centuries in lengthy flashback storylines. Apparently she loved the flashback stories (particularly one set in 1795), because although she was considered too old to be a Hollywood leading lady, she got to wear gorgeous period costumes.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2016-12-22 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
I am now hunting down Cry of the City just because of Boyd McDonald's description of Hope Emerson in it.
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2016-12-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That is pretty much why I want to see it.

It did not need a lot of hunting, it turns out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnmba9pECw
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2016-12-25 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hope Emerson is everything Boyd MacDonald promises (though I disagree with his claim that she's not acting; she's just not Acting). She exists on the screen with a total lack of apology, and it is glorious. I think the film would sort of like to make her grotesque, but either it doesn't try very hard or its attempts were just flattened by her presence.

Also there may have been some guys in this movie and a plot or something, I didn't really notice.