tutatur et Fascinus, imperatorum quoque, non solum infantium, custos
Rabbit, rabbit!
In anticipation of the new year,
ladymondegreen sent us a care package, containing among other treasures two pieces of petrified wood, a wooden puzzle of a winged sphinx, and a bronze fascinus amulet.
That's right. We now own a small copper-wire winged phallus with little clawed feet and a handwritten tag reading, "I am here to ejaculate in the eye of your enemies. Hi!" It's sitting in the liquor cabinet between the sphinx and the catwings. I am thinking we should hang it over the doorway or the bed of our new apartment when we have one. Like all the best of its kind, it has a vivid personality while remaining recognizably a penis. With wings.
It's pretty great.
In anticipation of the new year,
That's right. We now own a small copper-wire winged phallus with little clawed feet and a handwritten tag reading, "I am here to ejaculate in the eye of your enemies. Hi!" It's sitting in the liquor cabinet between the sphinx and the catwings. I am thinking we should hang it over the doorway or the bed of our new apartment when we have one. Like all the best of its kind, it has a vivid personality while remaining recognizably a penis. With wings.
It's pretty great.

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I definitely grew up with a love of cryptic clues and rebus. I put together scavenger hunts for fun (ask me sometime about hiding chocolate in an oven so the wild lizards wouldn't find it), so I thought a bit of riddling wouldn't go amiss, given the recipients.
I will be very glad if the dryads rehabilitate. I have a particular affinity for them.
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Dammit, my ability to write fiction is completely shot right now, and that is a great idea.
(How's the radio adaptation? I've only heard their Call of Cthulhu.)