Mountain come to me
And today Tybalt Autolycus Taaffe, aged seven months and two days, previously thwarted in his quest for the last ginger lemongrass macaron, completed his successful ascent of Mount Refrigerator and was found gnawing on the container at the summit, with the macaron in question inside.
He was summarily removed from Mount Refrigerator, protesting loudly all the while. So was the macaron, although more quietly. A second ascent was later completed by the two-party team of Taaffe and Hestia Hermia Linsky-Noyes, by which time the macaron had been eaten by someone who was not a cat. Descent has not yet been completed without humaninterference assistance.
Further bulletins as chaos warrants.
He was summarily removed from Mount Refrigerator, protesting loudly all the while. So was the macaron, although more quietly. A second ascent was later completed by the two-party team of Taaffe and Hestia Hermia Linsky-Noyes, by which time the macaron had been eaten by someone who was not a cat. Descent has not yet been completed without human
Further bulletins as chaos warrants.

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I BELIEVE YOU. I HAVE SEEN HIM ON QI. HE SANG OPERA AT STEPHEN FRY.