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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2014-04-28 02:38 am

Why the hell it means so much to me

On the second day of my stomach flu, my true love brought to me a ninety-five-year-old timetable for the Boston and Albany Railroad.

(Today was actually, noticeably better. I'm still more or less on liquids, but miso soup, goat's milk custard, and beef broth are a substantive improvement on ginger beer. My fever came down a full degree. I no longer feel as though my only options are active nausea or exhaustion.)

The timetable is "Corrected to June 29, 1919." [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel picked it up on his way home from a recording session at Harvard. I needed information on B&M's Western Division for a story, but it was also just a wonderful thing to be handed among the new bottles of ginger beer and seltzer.

I shall now attempt to sleep the same number of hours as last night, only hurting much less.

[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
B&M: Busted & Mined

Hingham, Taunton, and Worcester: Hoot, Toot and Whistle

Lake Erie and Western: L.E.&W: Leave Early & Walk.

I dunno, there was this nineteenth-century meme of giving sarcastic names to railway line acronyms. I learned a bunch of different versions for a show about railroads once. They never truly leave you.

I hope the flu leaves you entirely alone soon.

I'm going to push this bottle of mandarin orange seltzer to you through the internet. Tell me if it reaches you OK.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
The 20th century played that game with airline acronyms, which now sound nearly as quaint.

TWA: Try Walking Across

BOAC: Better On A Camel

I hope the mandarin orange seltzer arrives iced.

Nine

[personal profile] ron_newman 2014-04-28 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
remember 'Agony Airlines' ?
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[personal profile] ckd 2014-04-28 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
USAir: Unfortunately, still Allegheny in reality.

[identity profile] cucumberseed.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No but I did fly on CAAC (China Airlines Always Crash).
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[personal profile] spatch 2014-04-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The other night when we watched a bus leave five minutes earlier than expected (it is always heartbreaking to see your bus go past the upper busway windows as you're taking the steps down into Harvard Station) we had plenty of time to come up with a few good alternate reverse acronyms for the MBTA. The two clear winners were Many Broken Trains Ahead and the one [livejournal.com profile] sovay mentioned previously: Missed Bus? Tough. Adjust.

In a similar vein, one of the old cast member chestnuts at Disney World is that EPCOT stands for Every Person Comes Out Tired. You want to believe it. You really really do.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I like these!

[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2014-04-29 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"A Railroad Man for Me." I got all dressed up in the big red tea cosy dress, and did a show on rail and canal travel for the Chester Railway Station in Chester, MA. Talk about a niche market. I should really do that show again somewhere.

There was this whole long list of sarcastic railway acronyms. I'll try to dig up more, as I'm curious now too.

[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2014-04-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to. I've been thinking I'd like to start doing theater or a chorus again, but haven't had enough free evenings till now. Thanks for the idea, I believe I can make it to that audition.

Chester didn't have canals itself, but at that point I was living in Northampton, where the New Haven canal used to terminate, so I talked a great deal about that. It even had its own folk songs--they weren't that great, but they sure were canal-specific.

Canals don't get enough love. We could have our own canal travel system all over New England and New York State, if they hadn't been filled in/neglected in favor of the train lines. I dunno how they kept the canals in good condition in England as well as they've done, but I wish we had that here.

Wouldn't it be great? Live in a narrowboat in the Charles River and vacation by puttering off to New Hampshire for a week or so. Explore the Berkshires by a system of causeways, locks, pumping stations and pounds that I just made up and that run from hill to hill.

[identity profile] teenybuffalo.livejournal.com 2014-05-03 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Done. I'll be auditioning on the Monday, if all goes well. Thanks for prodding me to do this.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
So very glad to hear you're better. I hope by the time you read this you'll be up and about..

Sleep well.

Nine
Edited 2014-04-28 08:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] xjenavivex.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you are feeling even better now.

[identity profile] cucumberseed.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yikes. Be well. As soon as possible.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2014-04-28 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time I'm in Delmar, I'll take a picture of the B&M railway bridge with logo, for you.

[identity profile] ap-aelfwine.livejournal.com 2014-04-29 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad for the timetable, and gladder for your feeling better. I hope you accomplished your goal for sleep with less hurt.
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[personal profile] beowabbit 2014-04-29 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! He’s a keeper for sure!