If you want to eat, you've got to earn a bob
Dear internet, talk to me about jobs.
Please note that this post is not a request for money or offers of employment. The situation which I'm reviewing is the fact that my Nokia job is not sufficient income for half a household. I could afford last year's six-month apartment with
adrian_turtle partly because it was a smaller place and partly because I had built up savings. It is in the nature of savings to be finite. As things stand now, we are secure only if
derspatchel remains responsible for two-thirds of the rent and similar expenses, which is really not a long-term option. I had been meaning to ask for advice on this front at the beginning of the year, but the beginning of the year was rather more medical than planned—it took until this past week to feel that we were starting to stabilize again after the whole exciting bone-break experience—and now some developments have made the question particularly acute.
I have pretty much no fucking idea how to find a more than part-time job with my scattershot qualifications and physical limitations. I am aware that I am almost certainly overestimating the degree to which I am unemployable: I have two master's degrees and I'm very good with the written word, even if my resume displays almost as impressive a break after 2006 as Rob's ankle in January. I also have several chronic health issues: I fail to sleep on a regular basis: I have real reservations about any kind of work that requires me to be on my feet a lot of the time or holding down a fixed schedule. The Nokia job is great because it's work-from-home and doesn't care what hours I work so long as it's the same number every week, but it does not suffice. I have been recommended teaching and I worry about my stamina. I have been recommended editing and I don't know that my previous experience is professional enough. I'm sure there must be other options that are not retail, but I don't know where to start looking. I mean that almost literally.
And I know the economy is garbage right now, as it pretty much has been ever since I needed a job rather than a graduate student's stipend, but there must be something I haven't thought of. Hence leaving this post unlocked. I am trying to cast as wide a net of other people's opinions as possible. I will try not to bristle if you suggest things I have already thought of, or know for one reason or another will not actually work. Telling me that you would set me up for life as a writer if only you had the resources, however, is probably not very helpful to me.
(We will return to your regularly scheduled reportage of New York City sometime after I have slept and this migraine-like headache has stopped flickering at me. I am very pleased with how my portion of the reading went. It was cool to hear
rinue perform and meet
marlowe1 in person again now that his hair has changed color. Someone asked me to sign their copy of King David and the Spiders from Mars afterward and I had not been expecting that. There was currywurst. Definitely worth the trip.)
Please note that this post is not a request for money or offers of employment. The situation which I'm reviewing is the fact that my Nokia job is not sufficient income for half a household. I could afford last year's six-month apartment with
I have pretty much no fucking idea how to find a more than part-time job with my scattershot qualifications and physical limitations. I am aware that I am almost certainly overestimating the degree to which I am unemployable: I have two master's degrees and I'm very good with the written word, even if my resume displays almost as impressive a break after 2006 as Rob's ankle in January. I also have several chronic health issues: I fail to sleep on a regular basis: I have real reservations about any kind of work that requires me to be on my feet a lot of the time or holding down a fixed schedule. The Nokia job is great because it's work-from-home and doesn't care what hours I work so long as it's the same number every week, but it does not suffice. I have been recommended teaching and I worry about my stamina. I have been recommended editing and I don't know that my previous experience is professional enough. I'm sure there must be other options that are not retail, but I don't know where to start looking. I mean that almost literally.
And I know the economy is garbage right now, as it pretty much has been ever since I needed a job rather than a graduate student's stipend, but there must be something I haven't thought of. Hence leaving this post unlocked. I am trying to cast as wide a net of other people's opinions as possible. I will try not to bristle if you suggest things I have already thought of, or know for one reason or another will not actually work. Telling me that you would set me up for life as a writer if only you had the resources, however, is probably not very helpful to me.
(We will return to your regularly scheduled reportage of New York City sometime after I have slept and this migraine-like headache has stopped flickering at me. I am very pleased with how my portion of the reading went. It was cool to hear

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In sovay's neighborhood the scarcity issues may be less dire (more colleges, and colleges draw a wide variety of individuals), but then, there are also more libraries around....
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Though for copy cataloging transliteration charts for Greek work reasonably well, unlike, say, with Hebrew, which often lacks vowels. I've successfully copy cataloged books in Greek. With Hebrew, I can only match consonants. (I can copy catalog Hebrew, albeit painfully slowly, if it has vowels (which kids books do and not much else) and doesn't require me to create subject headings.) Arabic would be a super useful language to know and most of the people who study it aren't doing library work; I worked on a project that had a bunch of Arabic language material and no one knew Arabic (I assume I got the job because I knew how to catalog and no Arabic-proficient person applied.) and I utterly failed to match up anything on the transliteration charts with what was on the page in a way that let me find records so yeah, we didn't finish the Arabic materials.
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Unfortunately, I don't know Arabic, and I read Yiddish better than Hebrew. I can offer rock-solid Greek, though. (And Akkadian, although cuneiform in the stacks would really surprise me.) Do you have any idea where I would start looking, if I were to throw my hat into the ring for a library?
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Dammit, that job wants a fusion of
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And getting a Wikipedia account is the work of thirty seconds, becoming one in good standing a matter of ten edits to fix punctuation. Building community recognition as a person who knows what they're doing can be done by as little as producing quality work on a single article.
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This is useful to know. I am afraid that by the time I have set up an account and messed around on some articles that require fixing, I'll have lost the window to apply for this particular job; but since it hadn't occurred to me that having a Wikipedia account could be a marketable skill, I am thinking I might as well try it anyway.
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I'm actually not going to argue with you. I knew Tiny Wittgenstein had to bottom out somewhere.
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I had assumed libraries were off limits without a degree, so this is actually useful to hear. Thank you.