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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2014-03-25 02:08 am

If you want to eat, you've got to earn a bob

Dear internet, talk to me about jobs.

Please note that this post is not a request for money or offers of employment. The situation which I'm reviewing is the fact that my Nokia job is not sufficient income for half a household. I could afford last year's six-month apartment with [livejournal.com profile] adrian_turtle partly because it was a smaller place and partly because I had built up savings. It is in the nature of savings to be finite. As things stand now, we are secure only if [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel remains responsible for two-thirds of the rent and similar expenses, which is really not a long-term option. I had been meaning to ask for advice on this front at the beginning of the year, but the beginning of the year was rather more medical than planned—it took until this past week to feel that we were starting to stabilize again after the whole exciting bone-break experience—and now some developments have made the question particularly acute.

I have pretty much no fucking idea how to find a more than part-time job with my scattershot qualifications and physical limitations. I am aware that I am almost certainly overestimating the degree to which I am unemployable: I have two master's degrees and I'm very good with the written word, even if my resume displays almost as impressive a break after 2006 as Rob's ankle in January. I also have several chronic health issues: I fail to sleep on a regular basis: I have real reservations about any kind of work that requires me to be on my feet a lot of the time or holding down a fixed schedule. The Nokia job is great because it's work-from-home and doesn't care what hours I work so long as it's the same number every week, but it does not suffice. I have been recommended teaching and I worry about my stamina. I have been recommended editing and I don't know that my previous experience is professional enough. I'm sure there must be other options that are not retail, but I don't know where to start looking. I mean that almost literally.

And I know the economy is garbage right now, as it pretty much has been ever since I needed a job rather than a graduate student's stipend, but there must be something I haven't thought of. Hence leaving this post unlocked. I am trying to cast as wide a net of other people's opinions as possible. I will try not to bristle if you suggest things I have already thought of, or know for one reason or another will not actually work. Telling me that you would set me up for life as a writer if only you had the resources, however, is probably not very helpful to me.

(We will return to your regularly scheduled reportage of New York City sometime after I have slept and this migraine-like headache has stopped flickering at me. I am very pleased with how my portion of the reading went. It was cool to hear [personal profile] rinue perform and meet [livejournal.com profile] marlowe1 in person again now that his hair has changed color. Someone asked me to sign their copy of King David and the Spiders from Mars afterward and I had not been expecting that. There was currywurst. Definitely worth the trip.)

[identity profile] swan-tower.livejournal.com 2014-03-25 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tutoring? It has the advantage of flexible hours and high pay for the time involved. The disadvantage is getting enough hours, but since this would be supplementary job for you, rather than your sole employment, it might do. And with your degrees and credentials, you can probably impress parents with your ability to prepare their sprogs for good colleges.

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2014-03-26 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.massclass.org/index.php/tutoring might be useful.

[identity profile] dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com 2014-03-26 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tutoring was my first thought as well. Another, related tangental thought I had...okay, I wouldn't call it a thought because I am having trouble articulating it, but...one thing that /I/ would pay you for?

I took 3 years of Latin in high school and learned very little (I'm unbelievably incompetent at learning languages) but I would like to try again. I know about Wheelock's, of course, but after that everything appears to be just...'now go read Latin!'. And I can't help feeling there's /got/ to be more /information/ out there on Latin and the tricks and quirks of using it, and I'd pay you to tell me what I need to do to figure out where it is.

I should probably not try to talk in public when I'm this tired, but I do hope you get helpful ideas from people here.

[identity profile] dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com 2014-03-27 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, I live in Albuquerque. While I /could/ be further away, realistically speaking, practically speaking I might as well be on the opposite coast.

Which I regret right now almost as distinctly as I do whenever you post about going out to eat in your city. :P

There is surely a way to market curated, gated access to specialized knowledge, even in these 'everything is on the internet' days, but darned if I know how.

[identity profile] ratatosk.livejournal.com 2014-03-26 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I should probably not try to talk in public when I'm this tired

I first interpreted this as "my Latin is really terrible when I'm tired". :P

[identity profile] dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com 2014-03-27 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
I suspect that is also true! :D

[identity profile] swan-tower.livejournal.com 2014-03-26 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
There is definitely competition. I suspect, though, that most of the under-employed, overqualified students of the humanities flogging their services around town don't have your list of publication credentials, which will likely go some way toward convincing parents and/or students that you are more awesome than the other tutors.