I see something staring us in the eye
Someone has spray-painted a penis in the middle of Wallace Street.
derspatchel and I noticed it for the first time on Tuesday night and again this afternoon as we ran our separate errands. I mean, as anatomical graffiti goes, it's not a great penis. It looks kind of like a circumcised rocketship. But it is recognizably the representation of a human phallus, and therefore I have this persistent feeling that I should sneak out in the middle of the night and add wings to it, thus cementing it as a protective symbol for the entire street.
I am not sure it would go over as intended.
It's really tempting.
I am not sure it would go over as intended.
It's really tempting.

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(because i'm not certain the world needs more de novo phalloi, but it certainly needs all the random dick graffiti turned into phalloi :)