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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2013-02-18 11:47 pm

Stormtroopers don't know anything about lasers

So that was my second 'Thon. Also a success.

We got a late start this year, so we missed John Carter (2012) and the American version of Reptilicus (1962); we came in on the last third of The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012), which I suspect we would have enjoyed seeing from the beginning, but there was something peculiarly delightful about arriving just in time for the denouement of a '50's-style rock-and-roll musical about juvenile delinquents from outer space—shot on the very last of Kodak's black-and-white, 35mm, Plus-X film stock—and having to mentally reverse-engineer the plot if we wanted to know what the undead rock star had to do with the interstellar rumble or whether it really was a running gag that the soda jerk kept fainting. The film was very clearly a goofy labor of love, complete with low-budget landscapes and slightly out-of-synch sound; it gave Kevin McCarthy his final screen role, even if we only saw him in the credits. Les Williams has a good period face. I was not expecting Paul Williams as a rather Nabokovian talk show host. ([livejournal.com profile] derspatchel: "Bud Cort's really let himself go.")

Every film festival needs a big dumb action movie to MST3K and War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012) delivered on all fronts. It's a nominal sequel to Wells' novel, imagining that in the fifteen years since the initial Martian attack Earth has undergone a steampunk revolution and an international task force named A.R.E.S. now patrols the skies in giant war zeppelins and the earth in three-legged mecha-walkers, training constantly against the aliens' inevitable return. The science is the purview of Dr. Nikola Tesla, the Secretary of War is Teddy Roosevelt, the best pilot in the A.R.E.S. Air Corps is hot-blooded Manfred von Richthofen in his Heat-Ray-wielding red Fokker triplane, and any alt-historical promise inherent in this premise is undercut completely by the fact that World War I is still breaking out as the interplanetary action begins and the characterization of everyone who isn't a historical figure (which is everyone else in the movie) begins and ends with their haircut, their accent, and their nationality. No cliché is left uncommitted, no matter what knots of logic the film needs to tie itself into in order to introduce it. We would have cared a lot more about the heroic sacrifice of a major character's son, for example, if we'd known he existed for more than the five seconds before he bravely lets himself fall into the burning ruins of New York City so that his father can ram their fatally damaged zeppelin into the Martian mothership. I hope I didn't give anything away.

Asternauts (2012) is a nearly perfect short: sweet, funny, not as obvious as it looks, it doesn't condescend to its characters and evokes a genuine sense of wonder without needing to invoke science fiction. The audience may have its suspicions, but for the two brothers with the smoking crater in the back forty and the bits of ex-cow splattered all over the field where whatever it was came screaming down in a ball of fire, the results are the same whether it was a weather satellite or a close encounter: kind of WTF and kind of wonderful. "The front seat of a planet" is a line I just really like.

We had planned on burritos from Anna's again, but the dinner-slot movie was the special edition of Battle Royale (2000), so we watched Takeshi Kitano dispatch two students with throwing knife and explosive collar and then went in search of very rare burgers. I don't know why the Boston Burger Company closes at eight o'clock on a Sunday, especially on a Sunday when the wind chill is below zero. We swore a lot and slogged up the frozen bike path to Joe Sent Me, which was open like a normal restaurant.

Safety Not Guaranteed (2012) was not quite last year's Dimensions: a Line, a Loop, a Tangle of Threads (2011), but two strong time-travel films in a row is beginning to give me hope for the genre again. It pulls off the trick that Pamela Dean's Juniper, Gentian, and Rosemary (1998) never quite did for me: the speculative elements are all half-hinted and metaphor until all of a sudden they are unambiguous fact and it works. I expected the story to finish a scene earlier than it did. I'm very glad it didn't. The four main characters could each have fallen into different stereotypes and all of them, even the difficult ones, are real; as a person with strong feelings on the subject, I appreciated that none of the romantic leads are conventionally attractive Hollywood people. No one is a manic pixie anything. I will watch Aubrey Plaza and Mark Duplass in many things now.

I still really hate the "Time Enough at Last" episode of The Twilight Zone—the one with Burgess Meredith and his glasses—but I understand it's the one everybody knows. The last shot pulling away, the bewildered man among his shattered columns and neat-stacked books with a clock-face staring at his feet, is a very good surrealist image.

I had not seen The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) since my family lived in the old house on Appleton Street, meaning I could have been eleven at the most; I had vague images from it, mostly the final third where it becomes a kind of existential survival horror, first against the cat, then the basement wilderness and the spider (which is seriously just minding its own business when Scott goes all Sam Gamgee on it), then the enormity of the universe itself. Unless you count the philosophy at the end, it really doesn't pull any of its punches. No miracle cure, no reassurance of mastering the atomic age; it's not even the glittering cloud that's the horror so much as Scott's awareness of the inexorable, irreversible change it's set in motion within him. Much of it could be a movie about terminal illness, watching a partner slip away from themselves, finding ways to fight for what they are instead of what they still remember being. I recognized William Schallert as Scott's first doctor instantly and couldn't figure out why. This afternoon, I finally remembered Star Trek.

I liked everything about Death of a Shadow (Dood van een Schaduw, 2012) except the cinematography. The conceit is ghostly and worthy of Cocteau, effectively rendered in the hall of shadows that seem to breathe faintly against their canvases, death-pinned with iron nails like fetishes or butterflies; Matthias Schoenaerts as the soldier-photographer has a somber, skinned-bone face that peers through his steel-rimmed glasses and his camera's strange lenses as though reduced even farther from life now than when he was shot in a French chateau, spinning around with the last image of a girl imprinted on his dying memory like light on silver salts, a shadow on the walls of death; and I wanted some strong formal composition to tell me the story, not floating handheld shots and naturalistic views of winter-paled copses and the warm humming bronze of rotors and keys of the machine that spits out, like ciphers, the names of all the dead whose shadows our protagonist has the choice of capturing. I'm not saying it had to look like Bergman, but it was like reading a striking story in serviceable prose: I wanted to see the uncanny as well as the actions it made possible, and I couldn't feel the contrast was a choice on the filmmaker's part. The telling was just sort of there. I can't remember ever feeling this way about a film rather than fiction before. I can still see why it got an Oscar nomination.

I had not heard of Phase IV (1974) before Rob read its cast and title off the schedule a week or so ago. It doesn't even seem to be a cult hit so much as a real obscurity. There are reasons for this. They are not the clunky, homebuilt mainframe computers or the strangely quiet nature of the movie's apocalypse; they are nothing against the casting, even if the female lead is something of a nonentity (note to scriptwriters: shock is not the same thing as total erasure of personality), and I even like how little the movie explains of its science and science fiction both. It's the minutely detailed, brilliantly edited close-up photography of the ants whom the film gradually reveals as the real protagonists of the story, not the besieged humans who have not yet realized that the increasingly specific behavior they have been hired to study is not some kind of environment-impelled anomaly, but the first stages of the shift in power of a planet. This is not a movie to watch if you have even a mild insect phobia. At any given time, the screen is more than half full of ants. After about thirty seconds, you're pulling your sleeves down and trying not to touch everywhere your skin twitches.

No amount of MST3K could save Motivational Growth (2012), the film which replaced The Hands of Orlac (1924) at four in the morning. At first we thought it was a short. It did not seem to have enough organization or inspiration for anything longer. At the forty-five-minute mark, the hideous truth became clear. I couldn't persuade Rob to leave the theater entirely, because if he didn't see it end with his own eyes, he felt he might never be sure that it wasn't still playing on somewhere in a kind of horrible Shining loop, but we spent most of its runtime downstairs in the lobby commiserating with other audience members similarly driven forth or staring at the contents of the Museum of Bad Art, because at least that was bad art we'd elected to put into our brains. I'll discuss the plot if you want, but I'm pretty sure anything I could say will only make it sound more interesting than it was, at all. I really had been looking forward to Conrad Veidt.

Because we had each seen it like half a dozen times, we bailed on V for Vendetta (2005) in favor of donuts at Verna's, hot coffee for Rob and hot cocoa for me. Returned just in time for the short La Luna (2011), which Rob had been trying to show me on the internet for months, and John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. (1996), which is exactly the sort of splashy stylized videogame movie you want to stare at after being awake for slightly over twenty-four hours and that's generously including the previous night's two hours of sleep. We did not stay for The Fifth Element (1997), much as I wouldn't have minded seeing its art direction on a big screen. We went back to Rob's and spent the afternoon in various states of prone and went out for dinner in the evening, only slightly vindictively, to the Boston Burger Company. And now I am doing a lot of Nokia, because continued employment is something I really do need.

Still not a full twenty-four hours of movies. There's always next year.

[identity profile] handful-ofdust.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Phase IV! I found it on DVD maybe...three years ago, and I've never regretted it. The first time I saw it was on TV in Australia, and its horror might have stemmed at least partially from being stranded in another country where my father was essentially my only friend, so if we became estranged from each other for any reason it was like being there alone. But yes, to everything: The sequence in which one ant after another carries the poison down to the queen so she can synthesize an antidote--each ant dying in its turn and infecting the next, who goes as far as it can before it dies, and so on--is the benchmark of alien intelligence at work for me, in a lot of ways. And any narrative that relies on human arrogance as a plot motivator can't help but seem sadly practical.

[identity profile] marlowe1.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
I remember initially not liking Safety Not Guaranteed but Aubrey Plaza won me over to the point where I loved that movie by the end of it.

ANd then I snuck into Prometheus and ruined my afternoon.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I hope I didn't give anything away.

Just a few screens of terrific film criticism. Thank you.

Nine
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[personal profile] kate_nepveu 2013-02-19 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my GOD the ant movie, my skin is crawling just from the description.

I am amazed that they didn't all just blur together by the end!

[identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I had not heard of Phase IV (1974) before

I saw that in a theater, I think it was the second movie in a double feature, and all I can remember about it was the hive mentality.

[identity profile] ashlyme.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Phase IV is a great film. I saw it late at night on ITV sometime in the nineties. The one shot that did for me was the ants crawling out of a man's palm. I wondered at the time whether the ants themselves were being used by an alien intelligence.

Edit:

I wanted to thank you for a good write-up! I'd like to watch Death of a Shadow. And agreed about "Time Enough At Last"; there's a misanthropy in that episode that makes me queasy.
Edited 2013-02-19 11:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] greenlily.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Juniper, Gentian and Rosemary...that book, man. I love Tam Lin so much, and respect The Dubious Hills so much even if I don't entirely understand it, and then I read J,GaR several times hoping it would cohere for me and it just...didn't. I don't even know.

(J,GaR came up in a community thread somewhere around Yuletide--I forget whether it was [livejournal.com profile] yuletide_coal or fandom_fail_anon--and several other people besides me wrote in to say "I'm so glad I'm not the only person who doesn't understand what the hell happened in this book!")

[identity profile] cucumberseed.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
he felt he might never be sure that it wasn't still playing on somewhere in a kind of horrible Shining loop.

I'm very grateful for that, because, though I have never seen it, I believe you. And if it did keep right on going, who knows what damage it might cause?

[identity profile] cucumberseed.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was Jupiter... Hm. I think I feel a retelling brewing. Or something.
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[identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Reptilicus has some of the best tail swishing I have seen.

[identity profile] fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com 2013-02-19 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds as if it was a wonderful, if sometimes frustrating, cinematic orgy, and I hope next year has fewer irritations associated with it. That sounds as if they made a very poor trade for Conrad Veidt.

I was supposed to tell you about The Restless/Demon Empire/Joong-cheon</> some time ago but it got lengthy so I stuck it over on my own journal (http://fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com/268522.html) and then I think I forgot to let you know.

I have a powerful urge to watch it again, for whatever that's worth.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2013-02-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No one is a manic pixie anything.

That is a very good thing.

Phase IV sounds marvelous, but I fear the screen crawling with ants would be hard for me to bear. I prefer my movie-ants being clobbered by flame throwers in Them!.

[identity profile] fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com 2013-02-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's so far past the typical martial arts movie that it's in another country.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2013-02-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I would love to hear the recording!

[identity profile] ap-aelfwine.livejournal.com 2013-02-20 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Pity you didn't make it in time to see John Carter--I'd've been curious to hear what you thought of it. Speaking of which, I need to dig up my notes and write about it, myself.

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012)

This sounds marvellously silly. I hope I can get a chance to see it sometime.

It's a nominal sequel to Wells' novel, imagining that in the fifteen years since the initial Martian attack Earth has undergone a steampunk revolution...

It's always a pity when something with so much potential to at least be fun ends up as a giant mess suitable only as MST3K fodder.

This is not a movie to watch if you have even a mild insect phobia.

I'll have to avoid it, then, but it does sound fascinating. I'm glad to have read your description.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2013-02-20 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh [livejournal.com profile] sovay, it is such a TREAT to read this! Seriously, I cannot begin to tell you how fun it is to sail along vicariously with you in your life for this day. Your narration is so much fun!

Your penultimate line: ... and went out for dinner in the evening, only slightly vindictively, to the Boston Burger Company ---Honestly, the people who get to associate with you in the flesh a little more frequently than I do (seeing as your and my interactions are pretty much limited to smiling hellos in passing at Readercon once a year) are so lucky!

But to the films: the notion of reverse-engineering the plot of that first one made me smile, and I felt so disappointed about the second: I would have liked it to be all about the handsome Red Baron. ("No cliché is left uncommitted, no matter what knots of logic the film needs to tie itself into in order to introduce it." --Haha: OUCH. But you make the awful sound funny.)

Your write-up of Dimensions: a Line, a Loop, a Tangle of Threads is intriguing; I'll see if I can get it on interlibrary loan maybe.

I couldn't persuade Rob to leave the theater entirely, because if he didn't see it end with his own eyes, he felt he might never be sure that it wasn't still playing on somewhere in a kind of horrible Shining loop, .... Hmmm, that sounds like Rob was pulling a Digory-in-the-hall-of-the-wax-figures move on you, but, well, okay: at least you didn't have to **see** the film.

What's La Luna like? (I know asking a question like that in the age of Google is the height of lazy. It signifies: "tell me a story; I am too lazy to read one for myself.")

Thanks again for sharing the marathon.
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[identity profile] ashlyme.livejournal.com 2013-02-20 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to add: if you'd like a *good* sequel to War of the Worlds, try D'Israeli and Ian Edginton's Scarlet Traces graphic novels.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2013-02-21 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, La Luna sounds lovely!

Re: Read or Die, the ninja girl, who has just walked into the room, said she saw a dubbed version once. Did you see a dubbed or subbed version?

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2013-02-21 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Re: Read or Die--Oh that's good then! The ninja girl said the dubbed version had some silliness that was clearly introduced by the dubbing: silly voices, jokes not there in the original.

And she said she saw La Luna, too (everybody's seen everything--except me), and concurs that it's beautiful. I should be able to find it online...

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2013-02-21 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I found La Luna (someone had uploaded it *backward*, but I don't mind--seeing the (very few) words reversed and the action from right to left instead of left to right was a small price to pay)--it was just as beautiful as your description had led me to believe. I laughed out loud with happiness when the boy shivered the large star into all those small one--when you saw the eyes of the father and grandfather appear, open wide with awe, it was marvelous. And yes the sound of the stars when struck! So beautiful.

[identity profile] ladymondegreen.livejournal.com 2013-02-21 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
As I recall, La Luna is a Pixar short, which may be why it's not available anywhere. Pixar has previously released two DVDs of their shorts, so there's hope that this one will come out for public consumption as well.

The left to right flipping is to avoid copyright robots looking to pattern match on pixels.

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2013-02-21 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My kids told me that too, about the reason for the flipping. Fascinating! (And yes: it's a Pixar short--amusing to see the Pixar logo backward)