All departed this world in a shovel of fat
At my family's annual Hanukkah party tonight, my brother deep-fried: Golden Oreos, a Crunchie bar, two kinds of marzipan (chocolate-dipped and plain), a peeled clementine, candied orange peel, candied ginger, a chocolate marshmallow, and Great Cthulhu. There were calls for him to deep-fry some grapes, but by that point the exercise was mostly theoretical: I'm not sure anyone's cardiovascular system could have stood further experimentation. We may have achieved both excellence and serious injury.
But oh, my God. Deep-fried candied orange peel and deep-fried candied ginger. That may be all you need.
And hope.
But oh, my God. Deep-fried candied orange peel and deep-fried candied ginger. That may be all you need.
And hope.

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Nobody ate Great Cthulhu, to be honest, but he was marveled at.
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Part of me is slightly disappointed,* but I do have to admit that Great Old Ones are probably not part of a healthy diet. Somehow I doubt that eldritch horrors are organic, although I suppose that they probably are hormone-free.
*After all, my reaction to Jurassic Park was "Why recreate dinosaurs solely in order to make an amusement park? Just think of the omlettes!"
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Did Great Cthulhu in this instance contain hand of Buddha citron by any chance?