But I might be catching, so don't touch

[sovay]

I must be about two weeks behind on my obligatory silly quizness. In partial reparation, I offer a meme sneaked from thomasfreund. Bold the ones that are true. Qualification in parentheses is also accepted.

(Cut for what I hope is not a massive dose of TMI.)

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch much TV these days.
I love olives. (This is a personality trait . . . ?)
I own lots of books. (Something over 1500 and counting, at the moment.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (For reading. And I should wear them far more than I do.)
I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I’ve watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome. (Unless singing trios count . . .)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (At least: not that I know about.)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (On the other hand, I feel that way every year . . .)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’m TOTALLY smart. (In which I ignore the bit of the sentence that make no sense.)
I’ve never broken someone’s bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I’m paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now. (I'm a student. I'm a classicist. What do you think?)
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast. especially when i'm really excited about a horrifically dumb story that no one else is interested in.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (I can't remember any specific instances. But I feel somehow this is true.)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look. (Mostly, anyway.)
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. (More this year than in the past. Thank you, grad school.)
I think Britney Spears is pretty. (Can I anti-bold this one?)
Slept with a Suitemate. (I've never even had a suitemate!)
I have a hidden talent. (No, I'm not going to tell you what it is.)
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop. (I loathe shopping.)
I would rather shop than eat. (Ditto.)
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Live journal.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. (I'm not sure there's anyone I would kill with my bare hands. But they could fall off the planet tomorrow and I would shed no tears.)
I’m a pretty good dancer. (I don't believe this one, but I'm told otherwise enough to give up and count it.)
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis. (I don't even own a television!)
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Nor ever.)
I’ve rejected someone before.
I currently like someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I’m not allergic to anything. (Hah. Poison ivy and anything that pollinates.)
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I’m on line 24/7, even as an away message.
I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I used to. Then my old computer died and took them all with it . . .)
I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes. Drugs, no. I don't even like anesthesia.)
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
I enjoy some country music. (No, but the existence of "Dropkick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life" never fails to amuse me.)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Nah. It's all about the masks.)
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend’s ex.
I like surveys/memes. (If they're sufficiently peculiar. This one is okay.)
I am happy at this moment.
I’m obsessed with guys.
I am bisexual.
Liberal/Democrat.
Conservative Republican.
I am punk rockish. (Just some of my tastes in music.)
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I could probably do about ten years older, if we were experientially and emotionally matched. But that's it.)
I can work on a car. (In a very limited fashion. But at least I can change a tire, and the oil.)
I love my job. (This should be about half-bold . . .)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.

Comments

[kraada.livejournal.com]

You don't want to have kids?

[sovay]

I don't not want to have kids, either: it's just not an issue at the moment.

[grailquestion.livejournal.com]

I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.

BOURGIE????

I'm sorry, I have to go kill someone now, and cause major property damage.

[kraada.livejournal.com]

All I could think when I saw that was "Bourgie porgy pudding pie . . ."