I dial a primrose, they give me a pro
A meme! Via
matociquala:
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"I telephoned Ozanne's secretary and said that I needed to see the colonel on an urgent matter, that it would take about an hour and that I would be grateful if Colonel Pollock could be present."
—Leo Marks, Between Silk and Cyanide: A Codemaker's War, 1941–1945 (1998)
(The follow-up sentence: "I also requested the use of a blackboard.")
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"I telephoned Ozanne's secretary and said that I needed to see the colonel on an urgent matter, that it would take about an hour and that I would be grateful if Colonel Pollock could be present."
—Leo Marks, Between Silk and Cyanide: A Codemaker's War, 1941–1945 (1998)
(The follow-up sentence: "I also requested the use of a blackboard.")

no subject
An hour with a blackboard.
I should do this, but all I have on my desk are recidivism-reduction strategy books, and I'm not at all against recidivism in 2012 as applies to my wife's possible future plans to maul me in private.
That is fair.
Wait till you get home? (Oh, God, it'll be something about gingham.)