Anyone else care to try "Crime Scene Scenarios" for 500?

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lesser_celery and I are still watching Millennium.

This latest episode is guest-starring Charles Nelson Reilly.

I feel like the two hemispheres of my brain just collided.

"He didn't just buy the magazines. He read the story. And he liked it."

I've got a bit of a headache, but it's very funny. How did the Scientologists not sue them into the next millennium?

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Cheerful country-and-western

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With apologies to cucumberseed:

"Somehow Satan got behind me
Like he's done to me so many times before
And Lord above I thank You for Your mercy
'Cause he only pushed me through the whorehouse door."

I'm not sure if this is meant to be the first verse or the chorus. We'll see if I can write more of it, and if the tune I'm thinking of actually works or not.