The show that might have soared, instead
Sagged bonelessly, and was dead.

I know. I'm not sure it can quite displace the awful, real-life inexplicability of Love, strange love a star woman teaches, but I laughed out loud. A lot.

But were you a zombie herder of yaks, or a herder of zombie yaks? This is a nice point.

The former; there was nothing wrong with the yaks.