Do you feel too much? Do you feel too real?

[sovay]

I ATE'NT DEAD.

I swear.

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[sovay]

It is according to the slightly dubious orthography of Granny Weatherwax, a witch and headologist* in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels who periodically has out-of-body (and usually in something else's) experiences and thus leaves this sign out so nobody will bury her by mistake. I feel that given my near-total absence from conversation in the last week or so, I may be in similar danger . . .

*It's like psychology, only practiced by Granny Weatherwax, which means it's something totally different.