A long march, a long march, and twenty years behind

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Look, I don't know Neil Marshall from a poke in the eye with a pilum, but all things being equal, I'd rather see The Eagle of the Ninth. No offense, but General Virilus? Does he have a very great friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus?

(Oh, movies. How is it you can beautifully realize Middle-Earth and still fuck up the Romans on a regular basis?)

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It'll probably be tosh, but at least they're filming in the right locations.

And it stars the totally wonderful Dominic West as Biggus Dickus!

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And it stars the totally wonderful Dominic West as Biggus Dickus!

I don't think I know him at all!