A long march, a long march, and twenty years behind

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Look, I don't know Neil Marshall from a poke in the eye with a pilum, but all things being equal, I'd rather see The Eagle of the Ninth. No offense, but General Virilus? Does he have a very great friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus?

(Oh, movies. How is it you can beautifully realize Middle-Earth and still fuck up the Romans on a regular basis?)

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Though considering the way some people have responded to it, I think it'd be a pretty hard sell; starts with a rape, ends with...man, who knows. It ain't Gladiator, is all I'm sayin'.

This is quite true. Gladiator has the hazy wheatfields of Elysium. "Sent Down" has the underworld. I know which one my money's on.

Time usually weeds the chaff.

There you go: I didn't even know Valmont existed!

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Valmont's based on a version of Cholderos de Laclos Milos Foreman claims he read back in Poland, and if it's a faithful adaptation, I have to say that that translator utterly missed the point of--everything, basically. OTOH, Annette Bening does make an interesting Mertueil; much crazier than Glenn Close's interpretation, and she gets a great scene where she's talking to Valmont while taking a period-accurate bath (ie, she still has her clothes on). And they cast Fairuza Balk as Cecile, which just accelerates the genuine creepiness of how young she's supposed to be, especially when she's marrying Jeffrey Jones.