He tried to run away, well, she hit him with a hammer

[sovay]

For Saint Patrick's Day, I had a foreign body removed from my eye and was immunologically shot in the shoulder. Who needs booze?

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[pameladean]

OW. I'm glad the foreign body's gone, but sheesh. My thrilling experience today is that the co-op said they'd sell me five pounds of onions for $1.89, but of course they couldn't, the bag was $5.99.

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[sovay]

OW. I'm glad the foreign body's gone, but sheesh.

Thank you! It turns out my sensation of something sharp trapped underneath my eyelid and constantly scratching across my eye was absolutely correct!

My thrilling experience today is that the co-op said they'd sell me five pounds of onions for $1.89, but of course they couldn't, the bag was $5.99.

That is definitely some math.