Cormorant to rock, gulls from the storm
I did not post it last night because I was so tired, but
spatch took a proof of life when I was finally home which does indeed look much more like a person than my fluorescently washed out self-portrait of a couple of nights ago and amazingly more so than the traditional tubes-and-wires effigy of earlier in the week. It's peculiar to look back on. Concentrating to talk to doctors during that period worked well enough that I was asked more than once if I had a medical background and had to answer only in the sense of having had a lot of medical to deal with, but otherwise much of what I remember of the first few days involved drifting in and out of weird half-overheard half-sleep acutely punctuated by conversations or procedures. It was amazing to go back to sleep this morning after my medications without having to discuss them extensively with anyone.

fleurdelis41 seasonally sent me some cases of piracy tried at the Old Bailey, of which my favorites are the prosecutor no-show, the punch line of the stolen hats, and the dudes whose defense was having been very drunk at the time.


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"But you're sober. I'm talking to you right now. Your frock is even ironed."
"NUH-UH."
*unleashes New Year goats*
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A foolproof plan, one would think.
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This is excellent.
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It was amazing to go back to sleep this morning after my medications without having to discuss them extensively with anyone.
I imagine so!!! <3
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And, ha, excellent pirate defences. (I think one of my random Devon ancestors also pleaded drunkeness as an excuse - due to celebrating a friend's return from the Boer War - but that was for the more minor and distinctly less piratical Barnstaple crime of Swearing In His Own Home. If Barumites had not been banned from Swearing In Their Own Homes, I would know less about them).
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