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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-04-10 10:50 pm

Watch the drunks and the lovers appear to take turns as the stars of the Sovereign Light Café

[personal profile] theseatheseatheopensea invited me to make one, so here is a list of a hundred films noirs. It is non-completist. It is non-proscriptive. I had intended it to start with proto-noir and end with neo-noir, but it turned out I had far more than a hundred noirs of the classically defined period to winnow down from and any number of solid citizens and weird little ornaments had already been left by the side of the meme. Like all of the other lists, it will be different tomorrow. Anything on this one that I haven't written about, rest assured that I want to. I would, however, need to sleep more than an hour, which is how the last couple of nights have been going.
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[personal profile] rushthatspeaks 2025-04-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Shiny! As I thought, I have not merely seen the four of those I have seen because of you, but actively with you, which is great, and I would like to do more of that. Love.
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[personal profile] radiantfracture 2025-04-11 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
What an excellent suggestion! I believe I have seen the most obvious three from this list and that is all.

I hope you sleep. There must be at least 100 films noirs that come solely from your dreams.
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[personal profile] radiantfracture 2025-04-11 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, The Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep, and Double Indemnity. Though I could not speak to which films on the list telegraph their plots most directly, only the ones yer general audience are more likely to have seen.

I would love to be able to screen them

That sounds like a story.
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[personal profile] gwynnega 2025-04-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I have seen most of these! (What with the generic way some noirs are titled, there are a few I couldn't be sure of at a glance.)
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-04-11 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
You remember when I said that I probably hadn't watched a single Hollywood noir in my life? Well, I certainly haven't found any proof to the contrary yet:

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I'm so sorry!!

I very much enjoyed looking at all the posters. I've heard lots of the names before but this was the first time I've been able to put any sort of context to them, even if no doubt often misleading but nevertheless gloriously pulpy and frequently enticing. (I'm still sad that when I did my list they had the 98% incorrect in every details except for the cast names poster for The Traitors, which clearly the artist wasn't having with the low-key little thing that it is, and drew somethng else entirely, but then when I sorted the list the image vanished forever.)

I did notice on this and your other lists a couple of Barbara Stanwycks, which does remind me I should find some more of hers. I picked up The Miracle Woman in a charity shop years ago when I was enjoying all the UK 30s films on my Network Ealing Rarities, and she was definitely a standout. I think that was the first old school US film I actually liked, so it was very encouraging. I was beginning to think all that would ever happen was that I would bounce off all the most famous films in the English-speaking world and become outcast among film buffs and fandom everywhere & it might be better not to risk it.)

ETA: Apologies for the editing, but *hugs* on the lack of sleep. I hope that some is achieved soon. In the meantime, it is an excellent list! <3
Edited 2025-04-11 08:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-04-11 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your contribution! I did leave a whole lot of noirs off that list.

If anyone else is feeling bad, point them to my efforts! XD (I mean, unless they somehow got minus numbers due to personally burninating one of your fave Noirs, they couldn't do worse.)

Of the ones on it, I would commend The October Man to your attention. It was not precisely my introduction to John Mills, but it was formative and feels like a film with a decent chance of you liking it. Plus there's Joan Greenwood.

I will add it to the list that is growing by the day with this meme. I have heard of that one, though!

Many of those posters are absolutely from other dimensions and if I found one in a thrift shop, of course I would take it home

Well, who wouldn't?

I've noticed this widget is weird about its images! I am not sure what gives. Some of them seem linked to IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes and others do not.

I know! Some stay the same, and others you choose carefully, and then they change or vanish!

Anyway, I have probably showed you this before but this is the delightfully baffling The Traitors poster. All I can say is that the fighting on the left is probably James Maxwell's swimming pool scrap at the end, but God knows what's going on in the rest. (The actual film is barely an hour, it is a kitchen sink kind of spy movie, and nobody is used as bait. They should have found a melodramatic way to advertise Anton Rodgers's inability to run a betting shop.)

I just inflicted a list of favorite Stanwycks on [personal profile] skygiants! The Miracle Woman was among them.

Yay, thank you! My list just grew even larger.
Edited 2025-04-11 20:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-04-12 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Fingers crossed for a DVD in its proper region! I watched it originally off Netflix in the years when they were useful for that sort of thing and then on YouTube most recently. It's on BFI Player, too.

It might turn up on TPTV!

I mean, I find that dramatically compelling. (The placement of "BAIT" in that poster is really something.)

It's my favourite bit (apart from James Maxwell going in the swimming pool, obv.) I'm very fond of it, and, yeah, the first time I saw that poster I just assumed it was a different Traitors, but then I found a variation that clearly included the cast names. It is a terrible advertisement for the film; if anyone went in expecting the film in that poster they would have walked out again, or demanded their money back, possibly with angry jumping up and down at the swindle.

(I was trying to poke YT and see if it would cough it up, as I do from time to time, because it is a thoughtful little kitchen sink spy B-Movie with a lot of engagingly grubby 60s London location work & a nifty theme, but alas not, as usual. I did find, though, that a spy movie podcast watched it in 2023 and liked it as much as I did, without having a JM addiction as an excuse. I don't think I can possibly listen to their review, though, it's almost as long as the film!! XD

It goes round and round the back end of our Freeview channels a lot, though, which pleases me every time I see it there. Perhaps new people are watching a blurry b&w James Maxwell chew gum and make paper aeroplanes, who knows?)

Huzzah! My work here is . . . doing.

I need to get on things!
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[personal profile] thisbluespirit 2025-04-15 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
If it ever shows up on TCM, I will (a) watch it (b) let you know.

Aww, thanks. <3
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[personal profile] moon_custafer 2025-04-11 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen twelve. I didn't count Gun Crazy because I've only seen the last reel or so (came across it on tv).
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[personal profile] aurumcalendula 2025-04-11 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Neat! I definitely need to check out more of these.
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[personal profile] theseatheseatheopensea 2025-04-11 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What an excellent list, it being chronological makes it very satisfying! I think I clicked on everything I've seen (other than probably some confusing translated titles), and we match on 52 out of 100! If I made my own list, it would also be different each day, but it would always include Blues In The Night, so I absolutely loved seeing it in yours--Character is one of my favourite characters in noir! <3 And you included a lot of Don Siegel and I heartily approve! Have you seen The Line-up? I'd always include it my list too.

This list was such a treat and I could probably be here all day, but I'll just say that I approve of seeing Dassin, and a Gassman noir (to which I'd probably add "Cry of the hunted"), and of course Repeat Performance and The Big Combo! And ohh, Don't bother to knock, which I think is so underrated!

thank you for sharing your list! I hope you manage to sleep more and better soon, and not just because I'd love to read your thoughts about any of these movies! <3
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[personal profile] theseatheseatheopensea 2025-04-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not! But it's got Eli Wallach and Robert Keith, so I don't know why not.

They are both absolutely amazing in it!! The whole thing is incredible. And deranged. And queer. It starts slowly and then it's just a wild, breathless ride, the kind of thing that Siegel does so well. And Eli Wallach's character is an unforgettable villain (in many ways, he's like Tommy Udo, and I hope it's not too spoiler-ish to say that this would make a really nice double bill with "Kiss Of Death") "There's never been a guy like Dancer," is what Roberth Keith's character says about him, and he's *really* not kidding. Also did I mention their toxic queer dynamic? I mean, they write down their victims' last words in a book... which is a nice and romantic gesture if you're in a late noir! But honestly we've all been talking so much about lists these past few days, that it's very fitting!
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[personal profile] theseatheseatheopensea 2025-04-12 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, look, sold.

I thought so! ;D (By the way, I really hope I'm not misremembering that there's an almost campy scene, set in the sauna of a very suggestively named club...)

ETA: I was right!

Edited (highly important information) 2025-04-12 19:05 (UTC)
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[personal profile] theseatheseatheopensea 2025-04-12 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
XD I know, right??
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[personal profile] selkie 2025-04-11 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you on the Group W bench with folk who do not think The Third Man is noir? I don't have an opinion or stakes, I just heard the debate ad nauseam in
*SHAKES GROGGER*
graduate school.
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[personal profile] rushthatspeaks 2025-04-11 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What a fascinating question! It had literally never occurred to me that The Third Man might be noir, and now I am trying to figure out why, because it's deeper for me than having been introduced to it in a different context...

... I know far less about noir as a genre than you do, but The Third Man feels too... world-historical? As in, noir theoretically deals in archetypes and abstractions, but they're archetypes and abstractions that theoretically anyone could step into, the Small-Time Crook Down On His Luck, the (eternally questionable, it doesn't work like that in the movies actually but) Femme Fatale. Whereas I'm not saying one should use The Third Man as an allegorical representation of the behavior of various of the Great Powers just post-war, because one really shouldn't, but the important thing is that one could. Even when noir goes possibly-allegorical, it's allegory for smaller things: citizens of a town or country, not the town or country itself. Noir is about people on a human level. Which is also a major reason Pasolini's Mamma Roma is not noir, although content-wise it could appear to be at thirty paces.

And a lot of the horror of The Third Man is the way that the world-historical tramples, smashes, doesn't even notice the human level, but people have to go on being human after all that anyway. In noir, people have generally had some time to go on being human, and are looking at what that has turned them into.

... does that sound right to you? I have no qualifications for this, just vibes.
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[personal profile] dramaticirony 2025-04-11 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool list!

Quite interesting to see all the movie posters, with aesthetics much more colorful and busy than, say, than the black, white, with a dash of red that Criteron Channel uses.

Of course, their overall style is to prominently feature a frame from the film, so in most cases they'd be at least committed to something greyscale, if not starkly black and white.
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[personal profile] thawrecka 2025-04-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Three that I can remember. I've probably watched more, because I did a class on Noir at uni, but I can barely remember what I watched last year let alone ten years ago.
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[personal profile] thawrecka 2025-04-12 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
From what I remember, it was!
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[personal profile] skygiants 2025-04-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, only 8! Frankly I desperately want you to program a film festival.
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[personal profile] gullyfoyle 2025-04-13 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I was surprised to not see In a Lonely Place and The Big Heat on your estimable list. But, as I once heard Nick Lowe reply to a shouted song request, "So many songs, so little time." So many noirs, so little time.... Both those films feature Gloria Grahame. I'm sure she's represented in the list.

I have to admit I have a little trouble classifying Glenda as a noir. Its characters, mood, and plot are so weird and fucked up (not a criticism!) that it defies typical classification for me. My invented classification for it is "proto-David-Lynchian."
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[personal profile] yhlee 2025-04-16 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
...I achieved 0/100 :p and count myself lucky to have heard of some of these. (That is, I know you review them but my memory is trash; the ones I recognized were ones of which I'd read the novels.)