Got where I am doing a favor

[sovay]

Everyone remember that time I got involved for three years with local politics on a platform of replacing then-Governor Charlie Baker with an artichoke if the artichoke had a functioning sense of ethics?

He should have been planted like an onion instead.

Comments

[aurumcalendula]

Ugh, he's awful.

[sovay]

Ugh, he's awful.

If I could fail upward like that, I could be useful.

[selkie]

Oh please let's make this our project for the year. Please, please, I will tippy-tap-dance on the gory remains of the cishet white rich men you fail right past. I will offer you snickerdoodles and unlimited couch blankets and crustaceans with the heads on if only you fail your brilliant way into Congress.

And not to put a fine point on it, you'd be the most dapper thing to hit the White House in dogs' years at that point. None of these men can find a good suit, probably because they don't shop from immigrants or Jews.