Now I'm torn on inflicting peach parfait or ume on you next. Ume Kit Kat seems like it might be painful, but sakura Kit Kats just taste like senior citizen. I'm not doing melon-and-mascarpone to any of us.

I like ume and even umeboshi on their own time. Chagrined to hear it about the sakura flavor, although some of it might be the conversion to Kit Kat. Melon-and-mascarpone I agree I'm not sure how it would translate at all.