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selkie ([personal profile] selkie) wrote in [personal profile] sovay 2024-10-23 06:58 pm (UTC)

HAHAHA OH GOD NO.
Which is to say your review has been effective and I'm going to go find a nice safe fairy ring or some comforting standing stones or one of them doors in the woods of Appalachia that just stands there and waits.

in which the cause of the haunting contains the conditions for its expiation
I just. This is so. I wish I could express the feeling this particular phrase you used evoked in my little brain, but it's a succinct little instruction manual and I wish more people printed it out, even in fictional teleplay situations nearly as old as we.

It doesn't care who's homegrown or outlandish, what adult foolhardiness or childhood nightmares explain the breaching of its threshold. All habitation is inimical to it and when this latest incursion shows no signs of sensibly decamping, the keeper takes care of its pests. This has been a message from the Nope, Bye! Broadcasting System.

What a fitting thing to watch for Halloween season.
Edit: I made it seven minutes and forty-odd seconds and then my sense of MEAT! outweighed my suspension of disbelief.

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