When you are gone, who will remember you?

[sovay]

Good autumn. Do you like donating to charity? Do you like candy corn? Would you like thirty pounds of candy corn? Then may I introduce you to Candy Corn Me! A Special Candy Corn Project by The Deadlands? The instructions are simple and the raffle is running through the end of the week. It's tzedakah and enough high-fructose corn syrup to send your teeth to Hades. Choose your food bank or charity and roll those bones.

Comments

[sovay]

... there are people who want that much candy corn? Are they feeling quite well?

Until they eat all thirty pounds of it, I must assume so!

I mean overall this is a great idea, it's just that as Selkie said I'd rather pay the money to keep candy corn far, far away from me.

There's always suggestion number four of what to do with your winnings: "mail them to your enemy or enemies." (I personally, having a beef with my dentist at present, might choose suggestion number three.)

Unless it's the homemade kind I make.

I don't think I know your homemade candy corn recipe!

[selkie]

I am betting that, like the one I use, the most outlandish thing in it is the optional clear vanilla so your white tips don’t go tan-color.

Edit: ALWAYS get you a spouse with a decent knowledge of candy chemistry.

[minoanmiss]

Oooh, I extend the candy exchange invitation to you too!

[rushthatspeaks]

Probably. The reason I found a home candy corn recipe in the first place was wanting to eat something I register as real food, i.e. the first ingredient is not carnauba wax.