When you are gone, who will remember you?

[sovay]

Good autumn. Do you like donating to charity? Do you like candy corn? Would you like thirty pounds of candy corn? Then may I introduce you to Candy Corn Me! A Special Candy Corn Project by The Deadlands? The instructions are simple and the raffle is running through the end of the week. It's tzedakah and enough high-fructose corn syrup to send your teeth to Hades. Choose your food bank or charity and roll those bones.

Comments

[selkie]

Jesus fuck, you dark bastard, can I give tzedakah to specifically be taken out of the running to receive or come near candy corn? Same goes for mellocreme pumpkins, which are just. Candy corn.

[sovay]

Jesus fuck, you dark bastard, can I give tzedakah to specifically be taken out of the running to receive or come near candy corn?

Not even a sticker for your child, huh?

(We could renew the binding around your house.)

[selkie]

(We'd need you anyway, not for sprinkling sacrificial candy corn but for peeling them off the ceiling fan.)