I'm stretching you out like elastic

[sovay]

I just slept almost fifteen hours. I didn't think I was physiologically capable of sleeping fifteen hours anymore. I dreamed about grad school, my cousins, and briefly Sherlock Holmes. I assume it was catch-up not just from the marathon but from the previous week of niece-care; I'm sure it was very good for me. I'm just not sure what to do about the fact that I had plans for the day and none of them involved waking up in time for dinner.

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[sovay]

My one complaint is that during the pandemic, they've stopped serving the grilled livers in peri-peri glaze. I can get fairly far on a pound of chicken liver.

I'm so sorry. I wish I thought Mamaleh's chicken liver would ship without arriving with language skills.

(Oh, good. I do like to make sure everyone has ample fancy meat when they visit. And visits will happen again and this clears the deck for The Greek Place Where You Eat for Three Days, or something.)

What, can you order a hekatomb?

[selkie]

Basically, except instead of ox you get gyro and instead of misc fowl you get souvlaki. And then they just... send sides. There is no calculating the sides. The only thing they stint on is the olives, and it's because they're the expensive ones.

*hands you a foil-lidded sheet tray*

We're going to have to learn haruspicina via feta. The health department knocks you down a letter for entrails on the floor.