I find myself reluctant to try it on a television, where I'm not sure the heat will shimmer over the desert in quite the same way, or the sand fade into the sky.

I watched it on my grandmother's 43 inch widescreen television and I sat very close to the screen. But it's probably not quite the same.

I mean, it's always nice if your work inspires people, right? I just wasn't prepared for my legacy to the internet to be unicorn slash . . .

Just imagine how many orgasms you're indirectly responsible for. That's greatness.