Though he's got misfiring tonsils, he has millions saved in consols

[sovay]

And then some nights you're just working late when the small cat who has until this point been resting quietly on your lap farts so disastrously that he flees the room to escape it, after which you cannot stop laughing even though you also have to flee the room because while the comparison is incredibly unfair to a sleek and affectionate cat who has never been the subject of a Shakespeare conspiracy in his life, all you can think is "My Lord, I had forgot the Fart."

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[cmcmck]

Talking of such:

“A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.”

Dromio of Ephesus in 'A Comedy of Errors'

[sovay]

“A man may break a word with you, sir; and words are but wind; Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind.”

I just never thought it applied to cats . . .

[movingfinger]

From Tumblr:

http://seananmcguire.tumblr.com/post/179620513315/catchymemes-less-artsy

[sovay]

From Tumblr

"I went to college for 8 years to have these conversations."

TIME WELL SPENT.

[alexxkay]

I suspect the DeVere story of being just an adaptation of a story from The Arabian Nights.

[sovay]

I suspect the DeVere story of being just an adaptation of a story from The Arabian Nights.

I understand why you say that, but I have also read the story on Tumblr about the two pieces of pre-recorded noise in the Broadway Lion King, which means I honestly believe that more than once in human history has an inopportune fart impelled someone to flee the country, because sometimes there are fuck-ups you just can't recover from.

[alexxkay]

Your argument is comvincing, and that link is hilarious. "Poison boots!"

[sovay]

"Poison boots!"

"Gaston spends the rest of the scene gesturing dramatically with a stuffed pheasant, instead of a gun."

[nineweaving]

Oh, I needed that. Thank you!

Nine

[nineweaving]

I suspect the DeVere story of being just an adaptation of a story from The Arabian Nights.

There are some people who just beg for that story to be told about them.

Nine