Ghod I hate it when sinus + ear stuff combines, it's tortures.

I really feel I could just have gotten a starter cold this early in the season, you know? Low-grade fever, mild sore throat, forty-eight hours at most. What would it have hurt?

More cheerfully, did you see this Roman Swiss Army knife?

No! That's amazing. Look, someone got to publish an article entitled "Roman folding spoons."