I was really impressed by the accurate pistol and the East Indiaman under full brilliant sail, but you are you and not even your holiday weekend pursuits are half-undertaken.

I had not, in fact, quite realized until I saw the Friendship of Salem in your aesthetic that it's an unusual/classic pairing, the A-plot couple; one person who's never gone two miles from home and one person who's chased everything everywhere. You are a splendid friend to have.