And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled

[sovay]

Oh, this is crack.

I'm not sure if it's a meme or a virus or an access of SCA, but I caught it from rymenhild. Embarrassingly, I was far more successful in her dungeon than in my own.

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in a moss-covered cave by Stephen Dedman the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Axe of Katabasis, the Amulet of Smoagendash, the Crown of Thomasfreund, the Crown of Spectre General, the Armour of Klezmatics, the Amulet of Knowing Carrion, the Shield of Winterreise and 56 gold pieces.

Score: 128

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Between them, the Shield of Winterreise and the Axe of Katabasis have just about made my day.

You find yourself in a spider-webbed fissure. You hear the sound of sushi in the distance.

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[erzebet.livejournal.com]

I'm going into your dungeon after I get killed in vschanoes'. :D

[sovay]

Be warned, this may not be a user-friendly dungeon . . .

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in a black-granite armoury by Crowleycrow the arch-demon, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Spectre General, the Amulet of Knowing Carrion, the Shield of Lignota, the Sceptre of Jill Tracy, the Axe of Jlundberg, the Axe of Katabasis and 141 gold pieces.

Score: 133

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(I was so glad when I finally got the Axe of Jlundberg. Up to that point, I'd had to kill two floating eyeballs with my bare hands and beaten a giant spider to death with the Sceptre of Jill Tracy.)

[kraada.livejournal.com]

"You quaff the potion marked 'ANGELA CARTER'. It tastes like akkadian." is the best thing I've seen so far . . . but I'm not dead yet . . .

[sovay]

That's been my favorite, although I also like the shrine dedicated to less than jake.

[nineweaving.livejournal.com]

"You quaff the potion marked 'ANGELA CARTER'. It tastes like akkadian."

I liked that one too. But the link imploded, just as I was fighting Ellen Kushner the orc with my bare hands.

I died in my own dungeon:

You were killed in a narrow catacomb by Negothick the minotaur, whilst carrying...

nothing

Score: 0

Nine

[kraada.livejournal.com]

In mine Elliot lives in a room that smells like Linux . . . once I've finished my run I'll post it . . . but I was highly amused :)

[kraada.livejournal.com]

Also greygirlbeast can seduce you into taking off your shields. I lost TWO shields that way!

w00t!

[muchabstracted.livejournal.com]

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in a cramped oubliette by Cole And Sol the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of Jaded Dreamer, the Axe of Jlundberg, the Axe of Katabasis, the Sceptre of Jill Tracy, the Dagger of Tom Waits, the Crown of Spectre General, the Crown of Thomasfreund, the Amulet of Smoagendash, the Armour of Faustfatale and 166 gold pieces.

Score: 183

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As you say, better than in my own dungeon.

[sovay]

a room that smells like Linux

I kind of can't argue with that . . .

[sovay]

I lost TWO shields that way!

I know! She's dangerous!

[zdenka]

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in a candlelit torture chamber by Tim Pratt the zombie, whilst carrying...

the Amulet of Knowing Carrion, the Shield of Lignota, the Sceptre of Jill Tracy and 38 gold pieces.

Score: 44

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[dasheiff.livejournal.com]

Damn seducer of shields. Mainly used the septer.

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in an unnatural chamber by Darthrami the nymph, whilst carrying...

the Sceptre of Matociquala, a Figurine of Setsuled, a Figurine of Humglum and 10 gold pieces.

Score: 67

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[stephen-dedman.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that. Pity you didn't have the Shield of Forensics.

[schreibergasse.livejournal.com]

I escaped from the Dungeon of Sovay!

I killed Darkest Peru the floating eye and Greygirlbeast the nymph.

I looted the Dagger of Astronomy, the Dagger of Tom Waits, the Crown of Thomasfreund, the Crown of Spectre General, the Amulet of Knowing Carrion, a Figurine of Humglum and 45 gold pieces.

Score: 270

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I Ran Away. Liked the Images of Sayers on the way in, though.
And that took up WAY too much of my afternoon... ;d

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I died in the Dungeon of Sovay

I was killed in a moss-covered corridor by Greygirlbeast the nymph, whilst carrying...

the Sceptre of Jill Tracy and 68 gold pieces.

Score: 46

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