I don't think good turns of phrase pile up just because one hasn't had a chance to use them lately, but this review is full of them.

Thank you! I'm really glad. It was good to be able to think about something.

I'm not a fan of horror, but you really made me want to see this one. I will have to see where it's available.

It appears to be streaming on Amazon, if that's convenient to you. (I just got loaned a copy.) You mentioned a while back that you were looking for horror without jump scares: if that's still the case, The Eternal should qualify. I don't think it has any of the jolting smash cuts associated with the style. The weirdness is all right there where you can see it happen.

Because they both have double As? That's all I can think of.

That makes as much sense to me as anything! Thanks.