My heart and I agree, I'm irate

[sovay]

And tonight on our way back from the MFA spatch had to get between me and a violent drunk who was screaming that God was going to fuck me up because I wouldn't flirt with him.

All together now:

LET HIM DIE, AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE.

Comments

[moon_custafer]

ARRGH
I wish I could think of something more eloquent to type.

[asakiyume]

A phalanx of the Amoraim between you and him.

[batdina]

indeed.

[lilysea]

If only a giant shoebill would pick him up and throw him:

[sovay]

If only a giant shoebill would pick him up and throw him

That's incredible. Thank you. That duck looks so confused.

[sovay]

I wish I could think of something more eloquent to type.

I still appreciate it. Also your icon.

[sovay]

A phalanx of the Amoraim between you and him.

Thank you.

I had my husband, who like any cat worthy of the name did not leave his mate.

[sovay]

indeed.

Thank you.

[julian]

Hisssssssssssssss.

[radiantfracture]

F*cking hell.

I kind of want to sticker "LET HIM DIE, AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE" all over the city.

[sovay]

I kind of want to sticker "LET HIM DIE, AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE" all over the city.

I would not raise a finger to stop you. I might cheer.

[sovay]

Hisssssssssssssss.

Thank you.

[genarti]

My immediate response is OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, but, uh.

Anyway ARGH and HSSSSSS, and may he step on a thousand legos barefoot, and may each of them imprint STOP BEING AN ENTITLED BULLY AND TREAT EVERYBODY ELSE LIKE A HUMAN BEING DAMMIT on the soles of his feet until he gets the message and shapes up.

[tree_and_leaf]

You know there are t-shirts, right?

Which is to say, i’m sorry that happened, and LET HIM DIE AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE.

[cmcmck]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits!!

[kenjari]

LET HIM DIE AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE

Because dead men can't cat call.

Ugh, I'm sorry that shit happened, but I'm glad that spatch was with you.

[selkie]

I love that we have a tribal version of "YOUNG MAN, I THINK YOU'RE DYIN'." And it doesn't end in green briar.

I am so sorry that happened to you but actually glad I wasn't there, because I will ride the white-passing-soft-lady bus to No Assault Convictiontown with glee lately.

[phi]

I can get behind this stickering plan!

[phi]

LET HIM DIE

Ugh. Argh. Fie. I seem to only have one word expressions of disgust here.

[zdenka]

I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

AMEN.

[larryhammer]

Oh for --

Argh. ARGH ARGH ARGH. So sorry you had to experience that.

[a_reasonable_man]

This makes me angry. I'm sorry other passengers didn't intervene to help.

[radiantfracture]

Well, maybe it is time to order up some stickers...

[thisbluespirit]

had to get between me and a violent drunk who was screaming that God was going to fuck me up because I wouldn't flirt with him.

urgh, I'm so sorry you had to put up with that.

[sovay]

You know there are t-shirts, right?

I did not! Who's making them? (The more of this philosophy, the better.)

Which is to say, i’m sorry that happened, and LET HIM DIE AND SHE MAY NOT CONVERSE WITH HIM BEHIND A FENCE.

Thank you.