That looks like an incredible work of art, but it isn't mine! Alas! My life would have such value if I had a lucrative side hustle in food oils!

I have Kobo files! I could get one to you by email! But I can't put them up for public sale for 88 more days. Do you have Paypal/Venmo and an email address you're willing to share at russetblack at gmail dot com?

ETA: it requires your knowing how to side-load or hard-load the file onto your Kobo, a thing with which I cannot help. I just hate to make anyone wait.