It's quite possible, Octavian, that when you die, you will die without ever having been alive

[sovay]

In my defense, it was the one clean classical-themed shirt in my drawer, but I should have expected that a person who wears a T-shirt for the Legio VI Victrix to a 70 mm screening of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's Cleopatra (1963) is going to get some dirty looks at the end of the show.