Oh, I almost forgot the several inexplicable references to Princess Diana, who, I'm sure you'll all be relieved to know, did not actually die in a car accident, but is, in fact, now a happily barefoot and pregnant slave named something like Sweetbreasts living in Gor's northcountry. Did I mention the brain damage?
. . . make it go away.
I think I could have lived and died happily without ever knowing that crossover Gor fanfiction exists. Yes, I know, crossover everything fanfiction exists: but there are still some combinations that should, for the greater good of humanity, never be attempted. Anything involving Gor is one of them.
that I never want to be exposed to anything having to do with Gor ever again.
That's a pretty safe wish. John Norman's sociobiological philosophies are beyond cracktastic. I just don't understand what happened. There's a world of difference between second-hand swords-and-sorcery and . . . yeah. And it really is a crime when you want people to have stayed writing second-rate swords-and-sorcery because it sucked less than their later work.
Because, in my experience, they're all men -- though, on further consideration, perhaps this is because the Gorean slavewomen are too busy kneeling with c*** in their mouths to use the keyboard.
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. . . make it go away.
I think I could have lived and died happily without ever knowing that crossover Gor fanfiction exists. Yes, I know, crossover everything fanfiction exists: but there are still some combinations that should, for the greater good of humanity, never be attempted. Anything involving Gor is one of them.
that I never want to be exposed to anything having to do with Gor ever again.
That's a pretty safe wish. John Norman's sociobiological philosophies are beyond cracktastic. I just don't understand what happened. There's a world of difference between second-hand swords-and-sorcery and . . . yeah. And it really is a crime when you want people to have stayed writing second-rate swords-and-sorcery because it sucked less than their later work.
May I never run into a Gorean in real life.
They do exist . . .
Because, in my experience, they're all men -- though, on further consideration, perhaps this is because the Gorean slavewomen are too busy kneeling with c*** in their mouths to use the keyboard.
*snerk*