He never wanted this job. He never, ever wanted this job.

Protip: never collude with foreign interests and domestic terrorists in pursuit of a job you don't want! Even if you want something that looks like it at the time! It never works out for anyone, except maybe the foreign interests and the domestic terrorists and I am not interested in their satisfaction!

What the hell, I will still laugh. But in a bitter kind of way.

Seems reasonable to me.