I'm beyond baffled that everyone just seems happy to go along with it even though…everything. Where even to start.

Which is why it's incomprehensible that people seem to be okay. It's not one little nitpick. Or one major sticking point. It's the whole ball of extremely icky and traceably fingerprinted all over at a distance wax.

Is it just us people here on the internet who are aware that this is not normal or okay? I don't know.

I know non-internet people who are aware that it's not normal and are not happy about it. Unfortunately none of them are politicians.

I do know that I have been consuming a lot of spiked eggnog.

At least it's the season . . .