His name was Matt Saldivar, and he was apparently in a show called Important Hats of the Twentieth Century which I now want to know more about, being the sort of hat-oriented person that I am.

Thank you! (I looked up the show; it sounds amazing.)

Did you manage to leave your program here, or somehow not get one from the theater?

Neither—I brought mine home with me, along with the leaf I took from the floor. You may have an extra free-floating program. Your house sort of sheds them, like blossoms and autumn leaves.

In similar news my sister pinged me last night to say that she would like to see Hadestown again (it's her birthday) and suddenly the Saturday night show wasn't sold out. I suspect that this is birthday magic, so I will be able to give you a first-hand report of the new Hades.

All right: what was he like?