Yikes. I mean, I haven't seen the place, but given your comments...

It was . . . intense. And now I hope I don't have to do this again for months.

I think it should have the kind of bizarrist sushi you're so fond of.

Or it could be a sushi roll all on its own. "He's having the Mishima Sonata and the Bestu Jamesu Bondo Roll Ever, and I'll have the Bad-Tempered Geisha Boy and the Liminal Monkey." I could see it.