None of which has prevented me from putting it on as I type this. I will attempt not to continue poking at the internet when I'm done posting, so that I may pay attention.

Enjoy! I hope you find it interesting, at any rate.

The fully detailed version would get quite long, and while I think it's interesting, I recognize that "gaming anecdote" is a category of narrative that is proverbially boring to outsiders, so I try not to inflict it unless I'm sure the audience cares.

Nah, hit me. I'm indifferent to spoilers and I wouldn't have gone into my field if epic narratives bored me.