Based on the scent alone, one would have presumed the hair products--or, worse yet, the treated hair--to be a shade of pink frequently seen on anime catgirls. But not so! The air was thick with pink, yet the shampoo and conditioner were white. Easily the worst ersatz strawberries-and-cream combo since the time the jam factory, um, work with me here, collided with the dairy. (That unfortunate facility has a big "0" scrawled in permanent marker under its days-since-an-accident sign.)