Shampoo betrayal is awful. So is fake-thing-found-in-nature smell. What a nasty surprise.

It was an impressively fake natural thing, too. I've smelled less realistic strawberries, but they really have been in cans of Febreeze.

If I ever end up in a situation like the movie Green Card, Mike is just doomed.

Aww.

I am glad your shampoo no longer reminds you of Darth Vader.