Strength through joy, he had a car made out of soy

[sovay]

I intended to shower immediately after the last post, but a moment of link-distraction led me to a page of haiku about CEOs.

I can write haiku about Henry Ford, too:

Hey, Anti-Semite!
How's that rubber plantation
working out for you?

Goodnight.

Comments

[spatch]

OKAY SEE NOW THIS
THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET
WAS CREATED FOR

[sovay]

Prrrrr
prrrrrrr
prrrrrt!

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Your one is much more tangy than the ones on that page, which seem altogether too respectful.

Let me fix the Sam Walton one

Thought people were the
most exploitable resource:
"Use SNAP, Medicaid"

[kraada.livejournal.com]

Wait, this is not porn!
The internet is for porn.
(And maybe cute cats.)

[ashlyme.livejournal.com]

I prefer your Ford.

[sovay]

Your one is much more tangy than the ones on that page, which seem altogether too respectful.

I get the impression I have very different priorities than the owner of that site. But also, Henry Ford. The International Jew, for God's sake.

Let me fix the Sam Walton one

Very nice scansion of "most exploitable resource"! Gaaah.

[sovay]

I prefer your Ford.

Thank you! It came to me all of a piece, almost instantly. Then I had to make sure it scanned.

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Win.