Yeah, harnessing that kind of intensity and putting it in a bottle would be awesome. I'd so never have to actually use it -- just sell it to people (well, maybe use a little just to get the business up and running, but still!)

Also:

The Detumescent Palm also sounds like it could be a rare and fatal sort of skin disease. That afflicts only teenage boys who don't listen to their parents warnings not to do that . . .