When somebody destroys me, I want to feel it
I was browsing in Rodney's yesterday when I ran across the novelization of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003). I was morbidly curious, so I took ten minutes and read it. Like most novelizations, I think it was done from the shooting script, so it's an improvement on the finished film in that it includes some evidently deleted scenes in which character development occurs rather than clichés and explosions, but that didn't make it good. Mostly it reminded me that the movie annoyed me so much that I wrote 4300 words about it in 2006. I still like Jason Flemyng's Jekyll. He could have done with a better film around him.
And he's not the only one. Among characters I like, there is a small subset I have mentally classed as "better than the stories they came from." Sometimes it's an actor salvaging their screentime—I'm thinking of the time I kept watching The High Bright Sun (1964) just for Denholm Elliott's cynical British agent, or Mercedes McCambridge's torch-singing survivor standing head and shoulders above the psychobabble of The Scarf (1951), or the compulsive professionalism Peter Cushing brought to otherwise deadly roles like Henry Miles in The End of the Affair (1955). Sometimes it's the sense that a character got away from their author, like Waldo Butters in Jim Butcher's Dresden Files; he is so instantly and eccentrically himself that I was not surprised to find out he was intended as a one-off who just refused to stay offstage. Sometimes it feels like structural failure elsewhere in the narrative: Nicholas Flokos' Nike (1998) disappointed me by slamming a sudden hard right into tragedy for no good reason I could discern then or now, but its protagonist Photi Anthropotis is a lovely sad clown of a modern Greek luftmensch and I still feel very tender toward him more than fifteen years later. And every now and then I have absolutely no idea what happened, but it's a fact that I actively like Licinus Honorius of Mary Gentle's Ilario: The Lion's Eye (2006) even when I want to clobber much of the novel around him.
I could go on, but I'd rather ask you. Who are your favorite characters who deserved better stories? What narratives do you revisit just for the supporting cast or a choice subplot? (What narratives would you never revisit, but you remember that one bit really fondly?) Recommendations? Warnings? Can you fix it with fic? I'm going to see if it's too late in the day to buy donuts.
And he's not the only one. Among characters I like, there is a small subset I have mentally classed as "better than the stories they came from." Sometimes it's an actor salvaging their screentime—I'm thinking of the time I kept watching The High Bright Sun (1964) just for Denholm Elliott's cynical British agent, or Mercedes McCambridge's torch-singing survivor standing head and shoulders above the psychobabble of The Scarf (1951), or the compulsive professionalism Peter Cushing brought to otherwise deadly roles like Henry Miles in The End of the Affair (1955). Sometimes it's the sense that a character got away from their author, like Waldo Butters in Jim Butcher's Dresden Files; he is so instantly and eccentrically himself that I was not surprised to find out he was intended as a one-off who just refused to stay offstage. Sometimes it feels like structural failure elsewhere in the narrative: Nicholas Flokos' Nike (1998) disappointed me by slamming a sudden hard right into tragedy for no good reason I could discern then or now, but its protagonist Photi Anthropotis is a lovely sad clown of a modern Greek luftmensch and I still feel very tender toward him more than fifteen years later. And every now and then I have absolutely no idea what happened, but it's a fact that I actively like Licinus Honorius of Mary Gentle's Ilario: The Lion's Eye (2006) even when I want to clobber much of the novel around him.
I could go on, but I'd rather ask you. Who are your favorite characters who deserved better stories? What narratives do you revisit just for the supporting cast or a choice subplot? (What narratives would you never revisit, but you remember that one bit really fondly?) Recommendations? Warnings? Can you fix it with fic? I'm going to see if it's too late in the day to buy donuts.

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I have just read a short story called "Sugar and Spice" in an anthology of female pulp authors that I will probably write up in the next few days. The story itself was not great -- 'beautiful girl and plain-but-interesting girl fight over men!' is a narrative I'm weary of -- but the plain-but-interesting girl was so interesting, sharp-tongued and angry and eccentrically rich and brilliant at literary criticism, that I very much wanted a much better story for her. And then of course there's all the women in Our Mutual Friend which I have expounded about at length elsewhere. And Gelis van Borselen of Dorothy Dunnett's House of Niccolo series, who is so furious about the idea of being relegated to the role of Exceptional Man's Love Interest that she decides the only way to escape that fate is to become HIS WORST ENEMY instead, and manages to hold onto it for a good six or seven books before being overwhelmed by narrative inevitability. I'm sure there are loads more I could think of. Probably at least 75% of them are angry mean-spirited women, I definitely have a type.
I keep reading all of Lindsey Davis' books for Helena Justina.
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This reminds me of Methos in the Highlander TV series: a one-off character that audiences liked so much, they kept bringing him back in random episodes. And although when I first heard about the character concept (five thousand years old! Oldest living immortal!) I thought he was a terrible, terrible idea, he turned out to be the best thing on that show -- to the point where I think his role in the story was part of what elevated the show from "meh" to actually interesting.
(I also harbor a theory that Mercutio was trying to take over Romeo and Juliet when Shakespeare wrote it, and that's why he gets killed off when he does. Because otherwise the play would be The Mercutio Story Featuring Some Kids Whose Lines Aren't Nearly As Good.)
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There was this book, Toothless, that I got as an audiobook in 2010 and listened to over and over. One-sentence summary: instead of the Second Crusade, Europe got the zombie apocalypse. Ok. The protagonists for part of the book are these three poor jerks in the army of the undead, who just want to get their evil grunt work done and not get re-killed in the process. Along the way their original names got lost, so they're called Toothless, Breakneck, and Curdle after their most prominent physical characteristics.
I wanted the whole book to be just about them, whining, sulking, trying to game the system, consoling each other, pitying themselves, and constructing bullshit nihilistic arguments that the zombie apocalypse was a good thing, if you took the REALLY long view. (Breakneck and Curdle were totally Those Two Villains. You know the trope: the amiable thicko and the sad twerp. Toothless was grandiose and prideful.)
In fact, only a quarter of the book was about them. The rest was well-written, but it wasn't what I checked in for. I checked in for my three horrible jerks caring about each other.
(Somewhere there is an Anne Rice quote that I can't be bothered to track down, where Lestat says something like, "Is there love in hell? Do devils walk with their arms around one another's shoulders, saying, 'Ah, you are my dear friend, how I love you'?")
Ooo! Anne Rice, and another dead guy! My favorite book she ever wrote is Servant of the Bones. The Servant in question is undead and has killed a lotta people, but at heart he's basically a hapless young guy from one of the Jewish families captive in Babylon in the time of Nebuchadnezzar. He signed up to do a distasteful ritual that would probably kill him, under the impression that it would help end the captivity in Babylon. He got subjected to a completely different ritual that DID kill him, and all that was left afterwards was his bones, coated in gold. These were supposed to house his spirit, as a genie-like servant for sorcerers to command. The bones do house his spirit, but his spirit is hopping mad, and who wouldn't be. Almost every time he's summoned, he leaps out, kills the sorcerer who's trying to command him, slaughters everyone else nearby just to make a point, and then goes back into the bones and pulls the covers over his head, as it were.
The book is about what happens on the occasions when Azrael, for that is his name, manifests and doesn't (just) start killing everyone in sight. The plot and tone is wildly uneven. The backstory about Azrael's human life is grand; I have little idea whether Rice did any research or just made shit up, but it's very convincingly told. The modern-day stuff is meh; murder, double-crossing, an omnicidal maniac cult leader with a biological weapon, and some stuff about contemporary Hasidim that I'm pretty sure is condescending/sickeningly cutesy/offensive and inaccurate. The only bright spot is that Azrael has a loving and fully described sex scene with an older woman who looks a lot like Anne Rice. ^_^
In short, Azrael needed to pack up his backstory and move to a better novel.
Non-dead-people-related:
The Dark Knight Rises by Christopher Nolan has two villains. One is Bane, who's so changed from his identity in the comics that he might as well be a new person. The other--
oh, by the way, spoilers for a movie that came out three years ago--
The other villain is Talia al-Ghul, a character who doesn't appear in comics and was invented just for the movie. There were a lot of dissatisfied comics fans going, "Why should we care about this character we've never heard of?" but I think that's silly. Talia and her lovely assistant Bane were better villains than that mess of a movie deserved, and I'd have watched a solid two hours of Disabled Warlord Guy and Evil Messiah Murder Girl manipulate people and blow shit up.
I think it comes down to the same thing as in my first example: terrible, disgusting people who care about each other and will always have one another's backs against the whole rest of the world. That's always going to make me care about people, quickly and completely.
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Oh yeah, and I'd totally watch an entire film about the central outlaw vampire trio of Kathryn Bigelow's Near Dark, even though I love the film itself as it is: former Confederate soldier Jesse Hooker (Henriksen again), his woman Diamondback (Jeannette Goldstein) and their daredevil, spurs-wearing "son" Severin (Bill Paxton). Paxton used to joke that they sat around between takes brainstorming a prequel, and I would eat that up with a spoon.
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I overcame it, Sophie. All for you.
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I've spent days trying to answer this. I'm going with Miss Dredger and Miss George from Peake's "Mr Pye", though. They're formidable enough and I think they should have become friends without the aid of Pye and his "Great Pal". I don't know if they'd have solved or committed crimes, but chuck Thorpe in as their fraying boho sidekick and I'd be happy. Tintagieu deserved better, too. (It's the one Peake I keep sliding off.)
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