1. Do you like your rice pudding warm or cold? I like it warm and am often flummoxed when I order it out and it comes to me chilled.

I eat chilled rice pudding, but I prefer it warm—I think of it as a childhood/comfort/invalid food, meaning I don't want it cold. We ate it straight off the stovetop last night.

2. UGH TED CRUZ

I KNOW.