Yep. James Earl Jones. For years, other people knew him as the voice of Darth Vader. I thought, "Oh, the host from Long Ago and Far Away!" And he did once read a phonebook.

I can't believe how many of the Square One music videos I remember. Times any number you can find, it all comes back to nine . . . He got less than zero, he's an anti-hero, a certified nationwide klutz . . . I already went and spent ninety-two percent, but I'm saving all the rest for you . . . I bet that's taking up valuable brainspace. I totally blame my inability to memorize Antiphon on Square One.