Sadly, I live in Albuquerque. While I /could/ be further away, realistically speaking, practically speaking I might as well be on the opposite coast.

Which I regret right now almost as distinctly as I do whenever you post about going out to eat in your city. :P

There is surely a way to market curated, gated access to specialized knowledge, even in these 'everything is on the internet' days, but darned if I know how.