What a hero! I hope a few hundred people praise him to the MBTA. To the skies.

I never heard his name, but I would say nice things about him to his superiors. I wonder how one actually does that these days.

Would you like gloves for Christmas?

I seem to have been offered gloves by my excellent lover who knits, but thank you for asking! You can get me books and shelves to put them on. Those are always in season.

You crystallize wit and beauty out of chaos and subzero.

Thank you. I do not want to be a dull reporter.