He auditions for his own role, but is rejected in favour of Matt LeBlanc (ably played by Matt LeBlanc)...

Heh. derspatchel has played me scenes from Episodes with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart, which is all I've seen of the show, but I was very impressed. "It's too late—I've seen it all."

Sorry to hear you're being stalked by strange men with power tools.

gaudior suggested I take out a restraining order against construction.